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Sunday, November 21, 2010

Witty CATty

Some really amusing one liners read/heard on the day of CAT...

*  " Weapons are not allowed inside the test center "
This instruction implies different things
     One - A CAT aspirant is someone with an utmost sense of self-security that he/she is at his/her own guard at all times.
     Two - A sociopath possessed with the most dangerous and harmful ideas can leave his/her weapon at home and take CAT to pursue his idea of becoming an even more dangerous threat to the society.

* " All clothes/jewellery permitted into the test center should remain on one's person at all times "
     I can think of no logical explanation behind this instruction and the only plausible reason for the test conductors to have included this might be prior incidents of complaints of stolen jewels,watches,etc. Anyway, if this was the idea the instruction could have been phrased with less oddity.

* Said by the invigilator as we were leaving the test lab... " Please leave the pencils provided to you at your desks..do not take them with you "
   I can't imagine anyone among those hi-fi , IIT/NIT ish group who would have had an idea to pilfer pencils but then you never know !

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